Don't they all look like idiots in this picture? (Sorry, guys. It was just such a funny picture.)It's because Dinoman smells like frozen coffee. Yuck!
This is what happens when you let me do face paint on you. Ain't it lovely?
The Llama Song
by Katherine, Kristin, and Kayla
Pack your llama, pack your llama, it is time for us to go.
Pack your llama, pack your llama, it is time for us to go.
It’s time to go! It’s time to go!
Pack your llama, pack your llama, it is time for us to go.
So we rode into the mountains on the Himalayan trails,
So we rode into the mountains on the Himalayan trails,
The Himalayan trails! The Himalayan trails!
So we rode into the mountains on the Himalayan trails,
Stop your llama, stop your llama, it is time for us to rest.
Stop your llama, stop your llama, it is time for us to rest.
It’s time to rest! It’s time to rest!
Stop your llama, stop your llama, it is time for us to rest.
So we rode on up the trail, to Mt. Everest.
So we rode on up the trail, to Mt. Everest.
Mt. Everest! Mt. Everest!
So we rode on up the trail, to Mt. Everest.
So we rode and rode and rode until we got to the top.
So we rode and rode and rode until we got to the top.
Got to the top! Got to the top!
So we rode and rode and rode until we got to the top.
Warm your llama, warm your llama, it is really cold up here.
Warm your llama, warm your llama, it is really cold up here.
Your llama is cold! You llama is cold!
Warm your llama, warm your llama, it is really cold up here.
Feed your llama, feed your llama, it is time for it to eat.
Feed your llama, feed your llama, it is time for it to eat.
It’s time for it to eat! It’s time for it to eat!
Feed your llama, feed your llama, it is time for it to eat.
Pack your llama, pack your llama, it is time to go back down.
Pack your llama, pack your llama, it is time to go back down.
Time to go down! Time to go down!
Pack your llama, pack your llama, it is time to go back down.
Said the llama, said the llama, I do not want to go down.
Said the llama, said the llama, I do not want to go down.
Don’t go back down! Don’t go back down!
Said the llama, said the llama, I do not want to go down.
Whip your llama, whip your llama, until it starts to move.
Whip your llama, whip your llama, until it starts to move.
Whip your llama! Whip your llama!
Whip your llama, whip your llama, until it starts to move.
Said the llama, said the llama, I do not want to move.
Said the rider, said the rider, we are running out of food.
I don’t want to move! We are running out of food!
Said the rider, said the rider, we are running out of food.
Kill your llama, kill your llama, it is time for us to eat.
Kill your llama, kill your llama, it is time for us to eat.
It’s time to eat! It’s time to eat!
Kill your llama, kill your llama, it is time for us to eat.
Roast your llama, roast your llama, on a nice rotating spit.
Roast your llama, roast your llama, on a nice rotating spit.
Roast your llama! Roast your llama!
Roast your llama, roast your llama, on a nice rotating spit.
Eat your llama, eat your llama, just make sure that he’s well done.
Eat your llama, eat your llama, just make sure that he’s well done.
That he’s well done! That he’s well done!
Eat your llama, eat your llama, just make sure that he’s well done.
Go back down now, go back down now, but you will have to walk.
Go back down now, go back down now, but you will have to walk.
You’ll have to walk! You’ll have to walk!
Go back down now, go back down now, but you will have to walk.
A Spoon and a Knife
by Kayla, Kristin, Katherine, and Sarah
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon to drink my neighbor’s blood until the ground runs red,
A knife to slowly eat his flesh until I am well fed.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon to eat my neighbors toes in a way that makes you ill,
A knife to nicely slice his limbs and fry them on the grill.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon to grossly slurp his ears, a knife to carve his heart,
A spoon to disengage his brain, a knife to cut it apart.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon to quickly scrape his bones and grind them into bread,
A knife to pick his eyeballs out, and slice his pickled head.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon to rip his esophagus out, a knife to mince it small.
A spoon to scoop his kidneys out and throw them against the wall!
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon to mutilate his spleen, a knife to cut it in half.
A spoon to crush his lungs to dust and collapse in a psychotic laugh!
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
A spoon and a knife, a spoon and a knife, dis is all I need.
Yum!
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